So amongst my evening's reading material was this
priceless prompt at
st_xi_kink by
truthwritaslies:
So anyone remember in the first season of red dwarf where Cat is walking around with the bottle of perfume, spraying everything?
Would love to see Spock doing that.
*Spritz* my science station.
*spritz* my russian jailbait
*spritz* my grumpy doctor
Bonus's
1. if he's doing it 'cause there are boat loads of other Vulcans on board and he thinks they're trying to take what he considers his.
2. If he doesn't spray Cupcake, but sprays everything and everyone else, even Keenser.
a. sub bonus: if Keenser thinks this is some sort of Vulcan thing to basically tell him he is now accepted as part of the family or something along those lines.
3. He doesn't mind sharing with Spock prime, 'cause really, it's not like he's someone else right?
*dies laughing* It's been partially filled once (a mere 546 words!) but I wouldn't object were someone else to contribute to the general hilarity. *HINT*